CAUSE OF DEATH
World Smile Day: Born Laughing, Died Crying
In the beginning, there was hope—five brave souls clutching their digital dreams. But as we observe the corpse before us, we find a creature that lived mere hours, achieved nothing of substance, and evaporated with the morning dew. Nature, it seems, has a sense of irony: a token dedicated to smiles that gave the market nothing but reasons to weep.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive concentration, zero liquidity, instant abandonment
EPITAPH
"Here lies World Smile Day: it came, it saw, it got absolutely rekt in under 24 hours."
