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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 1369% surge in mere hours, the telltale fever of a pump destined for the dump. Like a mayfly born at dawn, this token achieved more volatility in 60 minutes than most achieve in a lifetime, only to discover that $0 liquidity means the exit door was merely decorative. The authorities revoked, the holders scattered, and nature—cruel, indifferent nature—reclaimed what should never have existed.