CAUSE OF DEATH
みかん: A Newborn's Sudden Collapse
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, みかん emerged mere hours ago, only to succumb to the most ruthless predator of all: its own distribution. With eleven souls holding the entire supply and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this token represented not innovation, but rather a masterclass in the art of the pump-and-dump, executed with the efficiency of a nature documentary's most brutal feeding scene.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant centralization, nonexistent liquidity pool
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, deceased by breakfast—a tragedy that could have been prevented by reading the whitepaper, had one existed."