TROLL HOUSE/GidP..pump
FLATLINED
Troll House

Troll HouseGidPK8H2kqd2izpaZdcodayF5PRkjVcejoWv4KMWpump

$TROLLHOUSEGidP..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic structural failure, zero liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.9K
+59.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$76.71
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$12.31B
Price USD
$6.16e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Troll House: Born Dead, Never Stood Chance

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the Troll House token—a creature that existed for mere hours before succumbing to the inevitable forces of mathematical improbability and human greed. With but three holders controlling the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the Saharan sun, this specimen never truly drew breath. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme even more than a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$76.71 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic structural failure, zero liquidity collapse
Patient Note

It promised tendies. It delivered only forensic evidence.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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