ANSEM ON MAYHEM/GdUH..pump
FLATLINED
ANSEM ON MAYHEM

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$11.1K
+346.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$692.57
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.12B
Price USD
$1.56e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Flatlines Within Hours

Here we observe ANSEM ON MAYHEM, a cryptocurrency that achieved the remarkable feat of being born, dying, and becoming a cautionary tale before most investors finished their morning coffee. With three holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity to speak of, this token represents nature's way of saying 'perhaps not everything deserves to exist.' The 346% price swing merely reflects the violent thrashing of a creature experiencing its final moments.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$692.57 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no profitable legacy—much like a mayfly with serious delusions of grandeur.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
51.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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027HHn...2i4Y48.00%
038PmK...TSEM0.20%