CAUSE OF DEATH
Brother Ma: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe the Brother Ma token in its natural habitat: the crypto graveyard. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed to shed 8.6% of its value while six brave souls held their bags like passengers on the Titanic. The authorities may be revoked, but so was any chance of survival.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
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"Six holders, one hundred percent despair, zero dollars to show for it all. Brother Ma didn't ape in—it ape'd out."
