LA GORDA THE DOG/GVf7..pump
FLATLINED
La Gorda the dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Stillborn meme token with zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
+1.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$474.04
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.17B
Price USD
$2.17e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

La Gorda: A Newborn's Sudden Demise

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the La Gorda token—born mere hours ago, yet already expired before drawing its first meaningful breath. Two holders stand vigil over the corpse, controlling 100% of its worthless remains, while $474 in daily volume whispers the final death rattle. Nature abhors a vacuum, and the market abhors a liquidity-free pyramid scheme.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$474.04 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Stillborn meme token with zero liquidity
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died for all eternity.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
97.6%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02ALVW...XH9X2.42%