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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale holdings

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$13.4K

+134.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$7.1K

Holders

268

Liquidity DrainedStale And DryHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.44B

Price USD

$2.44e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

32ob..qbmt ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Elon's Birthday Gift Arrives DOA

Here we observe the Happy 55th Birthday Elon token in its final throes—a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of gaining 134% in 24 hours while simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, much like a mirage that somehow became more mirages. With 268 holders and a mere $7,098 in daily volume, this memorial to Elon's orbital year has become a monument to the eternal question: just because we can mint it, should we?

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$7.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 47.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale holdings

Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind $0 worth of proof it ever existed.

Holders

§ 04 · 268 wallets

Top 1

35.1%

Top 5

47.9%

Top 10

60.3%

0132ob...qbmt35.06%

02ABhd...9bv33.38%

03AFrL...QqL1AUTOPSY3.33%

046T5M...bMfe3.12%

056szv...h8kx3.07%

065hTy...21vS2.80%

07HhQ5...fULQ2.80%

08BheV...zzAT2.39%

09H4yd...WSNm2.23%

105mFD...v7yh2.10%