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Phonkbot: Born Dead, Died Anyway

Here we observe Phonkbot, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived. In merely twenty-four hours, this token managed to accumulate all the hallmarks of a spectacular demise: astronomical price volatility masking a complete absence of liquidity, and a holder distribution so concentrated it resembles not a community but a hostage situation. The authorities revoked themselves preemptively—a mercy killing, one might say.