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Next Parabolic Cat Dies At Birth

And here we observe the Next Parabolic Cat in its natural habitat—the graveyard of Solana. Born mere hours ago, this creature never learned to walk before its legs were devoured by the top ten holders, who consumed 99% of its flesh with ruthless efficiency. A tragedy, really, though one might argue it was less a life cut short and more a carefully orchestrated financial ambush.