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Infant Millionaire Token Dies of Instant Wealth Syndrome

In the treacherous savanna of Solana, we observe the DARKY token—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing with a 62% fever. Like a newborn giraffe surrounded by hungry lions, its $16k in liquidity proves a mere appetizer, whilst 57% of its population huddles in the top ten holders' den. One can almost hear the death rattle as volume churns desperately, a final gasping breath before inevitability claims another.