BIRDS.CAFE/GRSJ..pump
CRITICAL
Birds.cafe

Birds.cafeGRSJMXpozCLtnCXzVzdoXGF8qEcUWE3WndNMUi4ypump

$Birds.cafeGRSJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Extreme whale concentration and illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
63/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$3.0K
+5.5% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.9K
Volume 24h
$1.7K
Holders
79
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.96B
Price USD
$1.96e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Birds.cafe: Five Days to Extinction

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of Birds.cafe, a creature that mastered the art of concentration—ninety-one percent of its genetic material pooled among ten predatory holders. In merely 117 hours, this nascent token has achieved what takes most projects weeks: the perfect conditions for a catastrophic molt. The authorities may be revoked, but the writing, dear viewer, was never more legible on the wall.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.9K pool depth.
Activity
Sparse
$1.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 80.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme whale concentration and illiquidity
Patient Note

It flew too close to the sun on wings of coffee-themed hope, only to discover the sun was just ten wallets playing with fire.

Holders

§ 04 · 79 wallets
Top 1
64.4%
Top 5
80.9%
Top 10
91.0%
01B7fX...Y2EL64.39%
02J1Mb...LaqP5.24%
035EXk...7Tsh4.69%
044UTD...VGQ83.47%
05ri8v...Botg3.08%
063UXx...gkSsAUTOPSY2.95%
076LoY...c3dY2.42%
08yujY...6pMc2.00%
09BBxC...CA5Q1.58%
10CW8h...CkJj1.21%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
1.69 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
1.69 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 8d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known