CAUSE OF DEATH
Pinocchio's Nose Grew Too Quick
In the beginning, there was hope—a token merely one hour old, already shedding nearly 10% of its value like a snake in molt. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of legitimacy: authorities revoked, liquidity intact, yet its 173 holders clung to a dying dream, unaware they were watching a marionette with cut strings. Volume surged at $89k while the top ten puppeteers controlled over half the supply, their hands still warm from pulling.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme youth meets inevitable gravity
EPITAPH
"He wanted to be a real token, but gravity had other plans—so he plummeted instead."
