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The Market Bull's Hour-Long Reign Ends

Here we observe the Market Bull in its natural habitat—mere moments after birth—already hemorrhaging 90.9% of its value. A most remarkable specimen of financial evolution, one might say, had evolution ever moved quite this quickly toward extinction. Note the peculiar concentration of wealth: 85.3% of holders gathered round the watering hole, leaving precious little for the curious investors who arrived late to the scene.