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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation and immediate holder abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
6/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$851.11
-59.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$81.07
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$611.46M
Price USD
$3.06e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness nature's cruel efficiency at work. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a lottery ticket signed by someone named 'retards,' this token experienced the shortest lifespan in recorded blockchain history—a cautionary tale of hubris meeting mathematics at a -59.2% velocity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$81.07 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation and immediate holder abandonment
Patient Note

Here lies a token that cost $81.07 in volume to learn what $0 in liquidity feels like—a lesson it internalized with remarkable speed.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EbuH...9MZm100.00%