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The Bald Bull's Hour-Long Reign Ends in Silence

In its single hour of existence, The Bald Bull experienced what can only be described as the financial equivalent of a mayfly's fever dream—a 237% price swing that attracted precisely nobody with actual liquidity. Like a nature documentary where the protagonist doesn't survive the opening credits, this token's authorities were revoked with ceremonial finality, leaving only 96 holders and a liquidity pool as empty as a abandoned watering hole.