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Bad Cat Expires Before First Purr

Here we observe the bad cat in its natural habitat—birth and death occurring simultaneously, a temporal paradox rarely seen in the wild. Born merely hours ago, this peculiar creature managed to shed 31.6% of its value before its first breath, much like a newborn kitten discovering gravity. The two remaining holders clutch their worthless bags with the desperation of someone watching their pet disappear into the void.