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Newborn Token Gasps, Flatlines Within Hours

Here we observe the horseradish, a creature born mere moments ago into a brutal ecosystem, already convulsing with a 752% fever—a telltale sign of the pump before the inevitable dump. With zero liquidity to sustain it and 47% of its genetic material concentrated in the top predators' jaws, this tokens stumbled into the savanna of decentralized finance only to discover it was the prey all along. Alas, even the revocation of its authorities could not save it from the most natural selection of all: mathematical inevitability.