CAUSE OF DEATH
Forever Alone Token Dies Within the Hour
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, already experiencing the violent convulsions of a 141% price swing—a creature so fundamentally unstable it makes a house of cards look structurally sound. With ninety holders clinging desperately to their bags and the top ten controlling nearly four-fifths of all supply, this token represents that rarest of financial phenomena: a pump-and-dump so efficient it forgot to include the dump. One might say it achieved liquidity parity with its actual utility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, newborn fragility, zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It came for the memes, it stayed for the losses—briefly."
