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Forever Alone Token Dies Within the Hour

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, already experiencing the violent convulsions of a 141% price swing—a creature so fundamentally unstable it makes a house of cards look structurally sound. With ninety holders clinging desperately to their bags and the top ten controlling nearly four-fifths of all supply, this token represents that rarest of financial phenomena: a pump-and-dump so efficient it forgot to include the dump. One might say it achieved liquidity parity with its actual utility.