CAUSE OF DEATH
Little Joe: A One-Hour Existential Crisis
Here we observe Little Joe in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it experienced what can only be described as a meteoric rise and fall, all within the span of a cafeteria lunch break. With 89.8% of its tokens concentrated in merely ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance against the predatory instincts of its own creators. One might say it was less a token and more a carefully orchestrated pump-and-dump performance art piece.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, age
EPITAPH
"Here lies Little Joe, who proved that revoking authorities doesn't prevent the authorities from revoking your money."