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Newborn Token Flatlines in Delivery Room

In the beginning, there was hope. Thirty-four believers clutched their bags as bullshit emerged into the world, only to discover that a mere 34 holders—with 94.6% concentrated in the hands of the elite few—created a gravitational singularity from which no retail investor could escape. The coin's brief existence serves as a cautionary reminder that even revoking authorities cannot revoke the ancient law of pump-and-dump thermodynamics.