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Angry Birds Crashes Into The Blockchain

In the predawn hours of its brief existence, the Angry Birds Memes token experienced what we in the trade call 'catastrophic volatility'—a 197% surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Like a fledgling pushed from the nest before it could fly, the token was dead before it could properly learn to sing. The liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, leaving only 59 bewildered holders clutching their bags in the darkness.

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