CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs
In the beginning, Baby House emerged into the crypto wilderness with all the hallmarks of a survivor: revoked authorities, respectable volume, and a promising grade A assessment. Yet as we observe this mere hours-old specimen, we detect the unmistakable scent of concentration—a mere ten predators control forty percent of its tissue, a parasitic distribution that nature rarely forgives.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature birth into whale-infested waters
EPITAPH
"It lived for hours, not years; it pumped eleven percent, not thousand times; it was graded A, yet born already circling the drain."
