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Bulldog Token: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe the Bulldog token in its natural habitat—the graveyard of Solana rugs. Despite a miraculous 201% surge in its first hours of existence, the creature possessed no liquidity whatsoever, a biological impossibility that should have alerted predators to its fundamental unsuitability for survival. Alas, like most newborns in this ecosystem, it was stillborn.