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Infant Token Found Exsanguinated in Sandbox

In the brutal ecology of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born merely an hour ago, only to experience a catastrophic 92% hemorrhage before its first sunset. The predatory concentration of 98.2% ownership among the top holders suggests this was less a token launch and more a coordinated extraction event, nature's way of culling the perpetually credulous from their capital.