CAUSE OF DEATH
Pajeet Power: Born, Pumped, Dumped, Departed
In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial predation, Pajeet Power emerged into the world fully formed—a newborn with the life expectancy of a mayfly on stimulants. Within mere hours, the top ten holders orchestrated a flawless extraction of every last satoshi, leaving behind only three bewildered stragglers and a liquidity pool as empty as a politician's promises. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—but the markets simply abhor obvious rugpulls.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total liquidity evaporation via distribution collapse
EPITAPH
"Here lies Pajeet Power: it promised the moon, delivered the floor, and proved that zero hours is indeed sufficient time to commit financial homicide."
