CAUSE OF DEATH
What If We All Just Lost Everything
In the beginning, there were but two souls who held this token—a romantic notion of collective diamond hands that lasted precisely zero hours. Like a mayfly born at dusk, 'What if we all held?' experienced its entire lifecycle between breakfast and lunch, achieving a remarkable -17% decline whilst maintaining the liquidity of a ghost. The authorities may have been revoked, but the real power lay dormant in those two holders who owned every last token, a perfect monopoly on worthlessness.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Two tokens entered. Both left. Nobody asked questions."
