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A Two-Hour Miracle Becomes a Cautionary Tale

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus *Pump-and-Dump-icus*, which achieved the rare feat of reaching astronomical valuations whilst maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The creature's brief existence—a mere 120 minutes—saw it accumulate precisely four believers and zero liquidity, a biological paradox that would baffle even the most seasoned parasitologist. As we examine the carcass, the pattern becomes clear: a textbook predation event, where the top holders consumed the entire ecosystem before the body had even cooled.