CAUSE OF DEATH
Don't Tax Billions: A Newborn's Sudden Demise
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we witness a creature so spectacularly malformed that it expired mere moments after conception. Two holders stood vigil over their newborn, watching with the confused fascination of parents who've just realized they've inherited a financial house of cards built on wishful thinking and zero liquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rugpull disguised as legitimate tokenomics
EPITAPH
"It promised billions in tax relief and delivered zero in assets—a fitting metaphor for modern finance."
