CAUSE OF DEATH
Birnana: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the birnana—a creature that existed for merely sixty minutes before succumbing to the evolutionary pressure of concentrated ownership. Here, five apex predators commanded 100% of the ecosystem, leaving no room for the herbivorous retail investor to graze. The specimen's liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew under the Serengeti sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant concentration extinction and liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, dead by breakfast—birnana's life cycle makes mayflies look like sequoias."
