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Drift: A One-Hour Miracle Gone Wrong

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen known as Drift—a token so young it never quite learned to walk. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced the full arc of mammalian existence: conception, gestation, birth, and immediate expiration. The authorities may be revoked, but authority over its own destiny proved equally absent.