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Newborn Token Gasps, Then Suffocates Under Whale Weight

In its first hour of existence, Chill Ansem experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure—a 322% price convulsion followed by the inevitable flatline. Here we observe a creature born into a hostile ecosystem, where ten predatory whales have already claimed three-quarters of its body mass, leaving the remaining 189 holders to fight over the scraps like remoras on a dying whale.