CAUSE OF DEATH
Proxy Cat: A Study in Concentrated Extinction
Here we observe the Proxy Cat, a creature that never truly lived, merely existed in a state of perpetual rigor mortis. With twenty souls holding its husk and one hundred percent concentrated in the apex predators above, this token became less a financial instrument and more a Shakespearean tragedy of greed, culminating in absolute zero liquidity—the financial equivalent of a vacuum where dreams go to be compressed into nothingness.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation and diamond-handed desperation
EPITAPH
"Proxy Cat died not with a bang, but with a $2.47 whimper, having learned that ninety-eight hundred minutes is simply not enough time to achieve exit velocity."