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A Digital Photograph Develops Terminal Complications

And here we observe the .jpeg token in its final throes—a mere five days old, yet already bearing the hallmarks of a most spectacular decline. With ninety-eight percent of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; a financial Galápagos finch, perfectly adapted to a predatory ecosystem it did not survive.