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Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the token that managed to achieve 194% gains whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity—a feat comparable to a bird learning to fly whilst plummeting. Born mere hours ago with three holders controlling the entirety of its existence, Faggotcoin's meteoric rise proved as sustainable as a house constructed entirely of sand during a typhoon. The authorities, at least, had the foresight to revoke themselves before the inevitable collapse.