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VR Goon Cat's One-Hour Fever Dream

In its brief hour of existence, VR Goon Cat experienced what can only be described as a manic episode—a 106% price surge followed by the inevitable gravitational pull of zero liquidity. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned brilliantly and catastrophically, leaving 123 believers and zero escape routes. The revoked authorities suggest someone at least *pretended* to care about the rules before abandoning ship.