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The Ducklings: A Waterfowl Tragedy

Here we observe The Ducklings in its natural habitat—mere hours old, already gasping for breath. A spectacular 147% price surge lured the unsuspecting masses into these shallow waters, where concentration in the hands of the fortunate few created an ecosystem so precarious that even the gentlest ripple spelled certain doom. The authorities, sensing the inevitable, have gracefully departed.