CAUSE OF DEATH
Teddy's Seventeen Dollar Dream Expires
In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, Teddy lived fast and died faster, shedding 67% of its value before most investors could finish their morning coffee. The creature's dual top holders possessed every last token—a tragically predictable outcome in the Solana ecosystem, where concentration and catastrophe are old friends.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant, total liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"They came for the adorable name, they stayed for the -67% in record time."
