1V1 CANCER WAGER/EuNT..pump
CRITICAL
1v1 Cancer Wager

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$CHEEZYRLEuNT..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Catastrophic concentration, terminal illiquidity, anemic trading volume

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
58/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
-1.8% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.3K
Volume 24h
$5.83
Holders
126
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.79B
Price USD
$2.79e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Curious Case of Doomed Decentralization

Here we observe the carcass of CHEEZYRL, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 98.8% of its wealth among ten holders—a mathematical marvel of centralization masquerading as decentralization. With a mere $5.83 in daily volume and liquidity so shallow one could wade through it, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with the whimper of a failed pump-and-dump that never quite pumped.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.3K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$5.83 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, terminal illiquidity, anemic trading volume
Patient Note

In death, as in life, CHEEZYRL remained exactly what it always was: a cruel wager where everyone lost, especially those who bought in.

Holders

§ 04 · 126 wallets
Top 1
95.1%
Top 5
98.0%
Top 10
98.8%
01483R...FsMb95.13%
025LFy...qwSk1.23%
036SGJ...CTGD1.08%
049Hc8...JsvJ0.29%
054PJJ...K1uJ0.29%
06L5dD...ZBs90.21%
07ESiz...Dgo10.17%
085cfe...vPXd0.13%
094M3z...FNwL0.13%
102xmL...yGRT0.11%