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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the STARSHIT specimen, a creature that achieved 183% volatility in a single day—an impressive feat for something with the structural integrity of a soap bubble. With four holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity, this token was less an investment opportunity and more a masterclass in mutual delusion. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum; the market abhors whatever this was.