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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the architectural safeguards of a responsible project, Degens in Pain instead experienced a violent 246% price convulsion—the financial equivalent of a seizure—before expiring in a pool of its own illiquidity. The 31 hopeful holders, 94% of whom are likely the same person, stand vigil over a corpse that was never actually alive.