CAUSE OF DEATH
Ratcoin: Born Dead, Died Faster
In the beginning, there was Ratcoin—a creature so perfectly engineered for extinction that one wonders if nature itself took notes. Launched mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 107% price swing while simultaneously possessing absolutely no liquidity whatsoever. Like a mayfly that never quite made it to adulthood, Ratcoin's brief and turbulent existence serves as a cautionary tale of ambition outpacing biology.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous collapse from extreme concentration toxicity
EPITAPH
"Here lies Ratcoin, which proved that you can revoke authority but not the laws of thermodynamics—or in this case, market gravity."
