CAUSE OF DEATH
Sisyphus Learns Nothing, Dies Anyway
Here we observe the REST token in its natural habitat: the afterlife. Born mere hours ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of being dead on arrival, a financial stillbirth attended by precisely thirty-three mourners, most of whom appear to be the same person wearing different hats. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity evaporated like morning dew, and the boulder rolled downhill once more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential futility
EPITAPH
"It pushed the boulder up for zero hours, then the boulder pushed back."