UPTIMISM/EiSR..pump
TERMINAL
Uptimism

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$UptimismEiSR..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, anemic liquidity, negligible volume

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
-4.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$7.68
Holders
54
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.28B
Price USD
$1.28e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Uptimism's Brief, Tragic Descent Into Obscurity

We observe the cadaver of Uptimism, a token that lived fast and died young—a mere 170 hours of existence before market forces delivered the final blow. With 99.2% of supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders and a trading volume of $1.11, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a distributed ledger and more a personal spreadsheet masquerading as decentralized finance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$7.68 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, anemic liquidity, negligible volume
Patient Note

It had no mint authority to inflate hope, no freeze authority to halt the bleeding—just 66 bag holders and a dream that died in a weekend.

Holders

§ 04 · 54 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
99.4%
Top 10
99.7%
015PjD...zc6798.96%
02Bszr...LS6P0.13%
03Ch5Z...zjHQ0.10%
04BTzE...7tBq0.10%
057pvp...hbcz0.09%
06EERw...7XLF0.08%
078psN...VRtf0.08%
0834Ub...MpzK0.06%
09HVuu...eKvB0.06%
10G8zm...4udS0.06%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
19.24 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
19.24 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 43d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known