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Two Hour Old Surveillance Mascot Found Deceased

And here we observe the Anti Surveillance Mascot in its natural habitat—a two-hour-old corpse still warm from the initial pump. With zero liquidity and 61.8% of tokens concentrated in the top ten holders, this creature never had a chance to evolve beyond its larval stage. One can almost hear the gentle weeping of seventy retail investors as they discover that 'revoked authorities' merely means the founders left through the front door, not the back.