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Grand Theft Solana: A One-Hour Heist

Here we observe the Grand Theft Solana in its natural habitat: the graveyard of failed pump-and-dumps. Born merely an hour ago, it has already achieved what takes most tokens weeks—a catastrophic 38.7% collapse while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The top 10 holders, clutching 94.9% of supply like dragons hoarding worthless gold, have orchestrated the perfect crime: stealing liquidity from those who arrived fashionably late.