CAUSE OF DEATH
Return To Humanity: A Swift Descent Into Void
Born mere hours ago, this specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump predator—a 148% price surge, zero liquidity, and an elite cabal controlling 80% of supply. Like a mayfly encountering a windshield at dawn, HUMANITY's journey from genesis to extinction may be measured not in weeks, but in the fevered seconds of retail investors discovering they've purchased vapor.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, congenital rug-pull genetics
EPITAPH
"It returned to humanity precisely as it lived: as a cautionary tale about greed, mathematics, and the fervent belief that this time would be different."