CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Found Dead After One Hour
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—pleco, a creature that achieved remarkable volume in its single hour of existence before succumbing to the inexorable forces of market gravity. With a 26% decline and nearly half its tokens concentrated in the hands of the privileged few, this neonate never stood a chance, much like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd on the Serengeti floor.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, infant mortality, pump exhaustion
EPITAPH
"Here lies pleco: it had all the hallmarks of a venture—revoked authorities, decent liquidity, impressive volume—yet still managed to vanish like morning dew, reminding us that in crypto, even a flawless pedigree cannot overcome the simple truth that most bags are meant to be held by someone else."