CAUSE OF DEATH
The White House Collapses in Record Time
In what can only be described as a catastrophic failure of democratic principles and basic financial literacy, THE WHITE HOUSE token has expired mere hours after conception—a stunning achievement in the art of rug-pulling. With two holders controlling the entire supply and liquidity evaporating faster than presidential approval ratings, this digital monument to hubris managed to shed 78% of its already-negligible value, suggesting the founding fathers may have had a point about checks and balances.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total liquidity depletion, two-holder monopoly
EPITAPH
"They built a government nobody could trade, on a blockchain everyone could abandon."
