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Kitty's Dream Dies in Sixty Minutes

Here we observe the carcass of CHONKER, a token that burned brilliantly for exactly one hour before collapsing into a singularity of illiquidity and whale concentration. Like a mayfly encountering a ceiling fan, it achieved remarkable velocity before meeting an immovable object. The creature's final moments were marked by frantic $85k in volume—a desperate thrashing as the 53 remaining holders discovered their assets had achieved the monetary equivalent of a philosophical question.